This gets my vote as the funniest newspaper lede in awhile.
Snoop Doggy Dogg held by police after Heathrow brawl
· Five of entourage also in custody in VIP lounge row
· Gangsta rapper unable to fly to Johannesburg for gig
Friday April 28, 2006
The rap group NWA once declared that "life ain't nothing but bitches and money". But for fellow gangsta rapper Snoop Doggy Dogg, entry to the first class airport lounge is quite important too.